Before I begin to bare the raw-hyde, hairy and lewd contents of my soul please take a moment to look at this image and actually realise what you as a vile working-class, poverty-ridden, vulgar instrument are infact contributing to by lowering yourself to the absolute sickening mentality of:

-Employee-

Will Reed - Panorama Circa 1994

How's your mother.... living? Hurgh anyway im too fucking torpid to etch anything further on this site so if you wouldn't mind penetrating a different frequency with your bulbous eyes fuck off and absorb these:

Middle Finger Response - For decades i've been severely thrashed, of a night, on the lobes by Percy Sledge and alike. Now I can enjoy my Seedy Pot Noodle in the comfort of my own home due and thanks to these dudes.

Hark-Parkers Shoes - No leathers in sight, this is the absolute personal domain of Rob Parker himself. Draw breath and fucking examine the proof.

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